Welcome to the webpage of Audrey the Monster Centaur
This page is set-up on her behalf due to her giant claw hands not being precise enough to type.
- Age:
15 years old
- Gender and Pronouns:
Female (She/Her)
- Sexual Orientation:
Asexual
- Height:
7' 5"
- Weight:
2,755 lbs
- Birthday:
December 19th
- Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
- MTBI:
ENFP
An Interview With Audrey
With her permission I had interviewed Audrey several questions about herself that she would like Internet Citizens to know about. She was overjoyed at the opportunity, breaking out into a type of four-legged dance and wild arm flailing while excitedly cheering out loud.
The following is transcribed to roughly what the author believes how Audrey would express her ideas.
A Brief Bit About Yourself
HIIIIIII XD ! So my name is Audrey and I'm a Monster but not like a scary Monster that hurts people =< Im a good Monster that just wants friends!!! I got biiig arms so obvs I give the bestest hugs :3 and I have alot of fur and so Ill be super cuddly too! And I'm really fast too so watch out >= ]
What Brought You To Cin Valley?
Um... well... I guess it's cuz Iiiiiiiiiii wanna see new people! Yeah =D People are very afraid of me cuz I'm a Monster which doesnt make sense =< People back home didnt give me a chance so I went to Cin Valley for a new chance at things! I can start over and make my own life and with friends this time XD
What Are Somethings You Like and Dislike?
Wellll I like running and playing! XD Just having fun yknow? All the energy and having the breeze hit you as youre going so fast B) its just the best!! I am the best at it cuz I got all of these legs UwU
I also like flowers =) I find alot of them in my favorite fields like Stephanotises and Roses and Geraniums and Forget-Me-Nots and -
Audrey continued listing flowers that she liked for a great amount of time. I polited insisted that she get back on topic.
Oh. Im really really sorry about that [REDACTED NAME]. I-I didnt mean to waste your time Ill try better okay? Okay??
So...uh... I do like collecting little things... like these!
Audrey dug around in her fur mane and skirt. She pulled out a handful of knick-nacks. A broken wristwatch, a dirty scarf, and a rusty key among colorful pebbles and other small items.
I really like finding things like these! =) I can have all of these little things with me where ever I go and sometimes I need to have something in my hand so I can grab one of these and hold them and then things get better! ^_^ Sometimes I make stories about these things. Like what if they were Monsters like me :O I think that'd be fun! Like this scarf I imagine it's could be a really fancy guy with like a ton of long capes and ribbons, with a set of big horns! And this key would be a wild and fierce lady who loves fighting with stripes and fngs and is super menacing! And and this watch is an old guy with a heart of gold and gives good advice and -
Oh. Umm. Sorry, I went off again. :( Im sorry again. Can I try again? Ill try to reign it in.
Well... I can tell you what I dont like. I dont like being called a horse. Or a pony. I get called that alot for some reason. Because I look like one??? What the heck is a horse even??? Ive never seen one before but they probably suck! >=( I also hate it when my hair gets cut. When I was a little Monster kid I found a swamp and there was this weird looking swimming critter that I wanted to catch so I jumped in after it and got junk stuck in my mane and then my Da-
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I just got my hair cut. And I really didnt like it.
You Said That You Were "A Little Monster Kid", What Was Your Childhood Like?
I wouldnt say it was the best but I dont know how other childhoods go > ~ <
What Is Your Relationship To These Characters?
Oh Orielle was the first human friend I ever made! I had a fear of humans cuz they really dont like me =( but she wasnt afraid of me when we met! And we became friends!!! =D I was so happy you wouldnt believe it!! We got to know each other and travel around the valley and it was so fun > w < She has a funny way of talking. It sounds so bouncy like a bunny!! Her big fire guy though was... scary. I know I shouldnt say that but the fire guy always said super spooky things all the time and Orielle worshiped it all the time! Calling it "her Ember King" and how it taugt her the "teachings of Kindology" and all that fire stuff.
We did have a big fight but I dont wanna talk about it. If thats okay.
Anything You Want To Say To The Readers of This Page?
HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!!!!! If youre out there, I hope we can be friends!!!! =D I'm not that scary and Ill beat them up and we can have fun and play again!!! ^_^
- And Now the Mausks -
Woah, wacky right?